Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Alive.
So much puke
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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