WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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