She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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