He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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