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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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