Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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