id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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