I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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