belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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