Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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