my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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