We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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