Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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