I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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