That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
All I want is dick and wine.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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