My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I believe in your delicious
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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