It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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