the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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