My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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