Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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