i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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