Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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