This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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