Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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