do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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