i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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