I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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