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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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