69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
