this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
nutella sex= disaster
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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