Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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