Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
wow bdsm is so cute
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
false alarm, still single
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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