North Korea, Best Korea!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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