we have pet lesbian snakes
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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