your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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