if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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