I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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