I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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