He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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