whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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