Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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