Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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