Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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