It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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