He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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