You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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