Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Drunk is not a location!
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
