We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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