I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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