Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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