You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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