Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You can't just leave with hair like that
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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