I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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