Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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