we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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