At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize