She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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