apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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