i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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