Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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