Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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