your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
As shirtless as possible
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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