Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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